Lyrics

Get up and get down and do the Mooosefunk
Get up and get down and get it on
We’re gonna funk the Mooose, we’re gonna Mooosefunk
Get up and get down and get it on

I was sitting at home listening to some P-Funk, you know, George Clinton, Fred Wesley and the crew – Fred’s a friend of mine. A guy called me on the phone and said,
“Hey man, what’s the name of your band?”and I said “Mooose”
He said “What?”
“Mooose”
“Huh?”
“Yup”
“Mooose?”
“Yeah”
He said “Cool!”

Mooose – Funking the Mooose
Yeah – shaking it loose

So this guy says “hey man, explain”
I said, “Well one of the things this band is trying to convey is a sense of a Musical Overload of Orgasmic Sexual Energy. You know Mooose”.
“Not that shit you put in your hair”
“No. That’s with a ‘U’ and two ‘S’s
“Oh yeah”
“We can also be considered as a big furry animal with funky horns”
He said, “Cool”.

CHORUS

[The Mooosefunk]
So let me explain what we mean by the Mooosefunk, after all that is the title of this song.
[The Mooosefunk]is my term to describe when two funky people synchronise their moves, minds and bodies and get it on.
[The Mooosefunk]
Yeah, you know what I mean
[The Mooosefunk]
In the sixties the hippies said “Make love not war” and hey man I agree.
[The Mooosefunk]
If people spent their time funkin’ and not fighting this world world would be a groovier place to be.
[The Mooosefunk]
And my man says, “that’s cool!”

Mooose – Do you know the Mooosefunk – Aah-hah
Mooose – C’mon and do the Mooosefunk – Yeah – eah

A tingle in your toes, up your shinbone it goes
You know you got it when you’re weak at the knees
A wiggle in your walk and a giggle in your talk
And your mind says “Oh yes please”
Up your thighs it will rise. It ‘aint no big surprise
That the place it resides is your hips
It will kick up a storm in that place wet and warm
And energise your naughty bits

Mooose – Get it on, feeling strong, move your body
Mooose – All the way, don’t delay, gotta mean it
Mooose – On the floor, want some more, get it funky
Mooose – In the groove, watch it move, can you feel it?